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| I'm finally riding a giant TCR. I seriously thought i'd have a cervelo by now. | | |
| Critical mass- A large mass of hipsters on lowbudget bikes that ride the streets and promote anarchy. Drinking and law breaking is wide spread, and nothing is accomplished but pissing off motorists. They claim to "take back the roads" and "cyclists have the same rights as everyone else."
What it means to me- The angry motorists take their aggression out on me. The lone bike rider out doing hill repeats, or intervals. They attack me viciously when I am just minding my own business, trying to make a living like everone else. I cant ride because I got hurt, I got hurt because of a pissed off man in a car, Critical mass pissed off the guy in the car. My injury is directly caused by stupid hipster kids trying to be cool. Fuck you, hipster kids with your girls pants and big sunglasses. | | |
| I am only doing this because I dont wanna go change bandages. I swear that hurts more than the actual injury. I wish I had my teeth back, that would be nice. I think I look so repulsive, I hate to look in a mirror. I also wish I could remember some people's face. I hit my head pretty hard, and not lots of things are pretty fuzzy. | | |
| Thug teen: I wanna take out this fuckin' book.
Librarian: Okay, well, go to the check-out desk.
Thug teen: I got to go to the other fuckin' desk, mothafuckah?
Librarian: Yeah, motherfucker. The other fuckin' desk. | | |
| the weather is ->  13° - 37° 1337 mother fucker. hahaha like on counter strike where I pwn lots of noobs | | |
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